President Obama promised his wife he would take her to a Broadway Show and he did just that. Well, now you know what ya gotta do to get Barack to live up to a promise. Barack was reportedly amazed by the ahk-tors on stage. He turned to Michelle and said, "They said their lines on stage for THREE HOURS and not ONE teleprompter. WOW!" Meanwhile the two kids, Sasha and Malia, stayed home and watched HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3, with Joe Biden. Which is NOT to be confused with PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3, which is rated R due to sex and violence.
Tip o'the hat to RadioFree Rocky D
President Obama called the Space Shuttle and the astronauts told him they had a bit of trouble getting the Hubble Telescope to cooperate. To which Obama replied, "Well, did you try taxing it, printing your own money and threatening it with the media?" More problems; the Space Shuttle call is NOT on Obama’s calling plan and it’s going to cost the taxpayers $1 trillion. Then Obama appointed Republican Governor of Utah John Huntsman ambassador to China. It’s all part of Obama’s plan to get ALL the republicans out of the country by the end of next year.
Tip o'the hat to RadioFree Rocky D
Barack Obama is an old Kenyan word for Jimmy Carter.
Tip o'the hat to Tyler
Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
Tip o'the hat to Kenneth
Why doesn't Obama pray?
It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
Tip o'the hat to Scott
New Barack Channel (NBC)
Another Barack Channel (ABC)
My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)
What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal ccongress?
An Obama nation.
Tip o'the hat to Michael
Q. What will the difference be between President Obama and Karl Marx?
A. Karl Marx had way more experience.
Tip o'the hat to Michael
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